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If you really think about it, a penis and rocket both need to be shaped the same way to get the job done. Physics pretty much determined that a penis had to be a shaft with a somewhat blunt but penetrating end.

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Bezos isn't worthy to touch the one lone hair on Mr. Bigglesworth's taint

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billionaires will have their rein of space for 20 years. and then 50+ years after that when advanced space debris scanning is required to be invented to locate and clean up space to keep orbital travel safe, the space scrubbers will discover the mass graves of the discarded children from the billionaire era of space exploration. Kind of like how ground penetrating radar let them find the Canada residential school mass graves. I’ll bet you there is an Epstein style space station vacation property being planned right now

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Nah, he’s only quasi-evil. The Diet Coke of evil

Just one calorie… not even enough!

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GREAT SCOTT!

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What came first, the Bezos or the Most Eviliest Dad? I really can't remember Sonny, it was just a crazy time, pricks just dominated the world, it was like living in Pricksylvania, a permanent twighlit zone of pure dickness!

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🤣🤣🤣

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